Closedfor now-ish
To:Whoever typed this in
From:The Management (asleep)
Re:This website
Date:Today, probably
This website is temporarily not doing anything.
Thank you for visiting mjkjbond.com. Unfortunately the website is currently out of office, off the clock, and possibly in a hammock. It has left no forwarding address and taken the good stapler.
| Department | Status |
|---|---|
| Main website | Not in operation |
| Grand plans | Pending |
| Coffee machine | Fully operational |
| Estimated return | Eventually™ |
Official reason for the closure:
The website is busy waiting for the website.
— ManagementPlease do not knock. The website is resting.